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Hey! I’m Michele, the crazy artsy lady who has a Little Free Library and a puppy named Ozzie. I hope you visit often and follow me! Who knows, I may be famous someday and you can say you knew me “when”!

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  • 5 hours ago
  • 1 min read

My birthday is coming!

Happy birthday to me!


If you ever see this when you wake up after your birthday, ask yourself these three very important questions...

1. Am I naked? (always the FIRST question)

2. Why is Fred staring?

3. Exactly what is he holding in his creepy little hands?

May you never experience this nightmare.

 
 
 

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